'He has no idea what's next': Resident meddles with neighbor's plans to construct a roof for elderly father, so neighbor builds 80-foot wall

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Eleonora Bader
Sep 21, 2023 7:00 AM EDT

One grumpy, 'neighborly' man took things too far when he blocked the road, not allowing construction workers to drive through to his fellow neighbor's property, to build a roof for their elderly, 93-year-old father.

This neighbor, who we will call OP, told the story on u/pettyrevenge, and at the end of it, asked people which color would be the most unattractive color to paint a fence. Obviously, not his own side. But let's start at the beginning. What happened goes as follows… OP's neighbor blocked the road, despite being told by OP that trucks would be driving through, which led to OP getting mad, which resulted in OP building a staggeringly high, ugly fence to spite his neighbor.

One thing led to another, and a petty back and forth ensued, which consisted of building permits, colors, yelling, taping, and whatnot. OP even uploaded pictures of the fence to his post, which I have generously provided below, to give readers a better idea of what exactly was going on. The neighbor told OP he needed a permit, which OP happily provided (turns out it is not that hard to get a permit), and that set the neighbor off all over again. To find out what exactly went down, you can scroll down and read the screenshots.

Next, a factory's lawyer played a very long game of revenge, but ultimately ended in victory for both the factory, and the lawyer.

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    Human body - Posted by u/jcarlosfox 1 day ago s Neighbor is a continuous j;; enjoy the 80 foot double spite wall. (Give me your color suggestions.)
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    Font - Neighbor has been an absolute j for over a year. (Example: My 93 year old dad lives on the property, and it needed a roof. I let the neighbor know there will be trucks in the road I own, but one he has a "right of way" but no ownership. He blocks the road until the Sheriff tells him to leave.)
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    Font - Neighbor lives behind our 3/4 acre property, and it's on a downward slope, accessable only through the 15 foot right of way. So, I had a 4 foot block wall built just off the property line on the back of my property - 80 feet. Then staggered another 4 foot wall
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    Font - behind that, and a 6 foot dog ear fence on top of that. It is really ugly, and blocks his use of a circular driveway he had use of that the prior owners installed that relied on my land to exit. Prior owner was nice. We didn't care. So,
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    Font - he has one way in, and the same way out. The wall created a great big garden area behind the house I own, so it's really useful for us. Then he calls code enforcement, and turns out I needed a permit.
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    Font - (See edit below on why we thought no permit was needed.) He's gloating because he thinks I need to tear it down. I don't. I just need to process a permit, and install some drains. Which would have created huge issues for me if and when I sell. So, he did me a
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    Font - favor. It's easy to pull a permit. I thank him for bringing it to my attention. He did not take that well. So, he's harassed my workers with threats of calling the police if they step in his property, and spends his day taping them.
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    Font - So, the 15 foot right of way across my side of the lot to access his, and the drive is not visible from my property because of trees and bushes. Additional pettiness is needed. First we're putting up chain link to narrow the road to exactly 15 feet.
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    Font - Next, we are putting down several staggered speed bumps so he gets several left and right sided bumps on the drive down to his house. Left front wheel - BUMP, followed by Right front wheel - BUMP, followed by Left rear, and the right rear. Not fun.
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    Font - 3 of those sections for him to leave or return home, so 6 bumps. Quite a bumpy ride. Every day. And, once the wall permit issues, the wall is going to get a fresh coat of paint. ChatGTP says the most offensive colors are florescent pink or lime
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    Font - green - and to only use one color. Any suggestions? I want the ugliest color possible - which I will obviously illuminate with some bright LED lights, all night, every night. Maybe one green and one pink? What does r/pettyrevenge recommend?
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    Font - Edit: A 4 foot wall does not need a permit. I consulted a general contractor who walked me through the process to build 2 four foot walls, one behind the other. The County is "interpreting" the code to treat the 2 walls as one 8 foot wall. I could fight it - but it's a better use of my time to just pull a permit.
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    Font - (FYI: I'm a lawyer that litigates property law every day, so the neighbor can kiss my rear. He can't do anything to me, but I'm sure he's consulted lawyers and came up empty.)
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    Font - Ornery-Street4010 1 day ago I have over a decade of experience painting homes and refinishing furniture. The color you're looking for is Pepto-Bismol pink. Make sure the paint is high gloss. This will give the appearance
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    Font - that the wall is wet and fleshy. It will stand out like an eyesore against a natural exterior. Next you want some kind of exaggerated texture. Make sure the cement or plaster you select sticks out at least 6 inches from the flat
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    Font - surface. You want it to look like a poorly placed cement spike. Make sure there's no real pattern or rhythm to the placement of these troweled cement stalactites. When dry, spray those with high gloss Pepto-Bismol pink paint. Next, you really want to highlight those stalactite
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    Font - peaks with a dayglo putrid green paint. Jungle Green Rustoleum should work well enough. Finally you might consider a high gloss blood red glaze to finish it off. Make sure to rag off some of the glaze so that
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    Font - the pink sick color is still highly visible. But do leave some striations and chunky b y texture in the glaze. Essentially you want this wall to look like the b y putrid innards of an angry man who grossly miscalculated his neighbors. You might also
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    Font - consider watching David Cronenburg's Videodrome for some added visual inspiration. "Long live the new flesh" and best of luck to you! ✦ 998 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - BLECH ACK OOP... calnuck 1 day ago Find some really talented graffiti artists and commission an 80' mural of the most obnoxious (but unactionable) subject your neighbor would loathe.
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    Font - And get them to do a super- cool mural on your side, too! 43.0k Reply Share meabbott · 1 day ago Get photos of him doing the videoing then have the various photos
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    Font - artistically represented in one of the above mentioned colors. 1.8k Reply Share
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